Hey gang! Did you know that while the deadline to file your personal taxes is April 15th, that you can file as early as January 1st! Just remember, if you file during the quiet season you'll get your refund all the sooner. Just use those dollars you've saved to come out to Citi Field and see me, "The Taxman" Dan Murphy.*
*If I'm playing that night, you might see that irresponsible nogoodnik*, Nick "The Stick" Evans.
*Pun intended, thank you.